The One Thing I Couldn't Win

Because apparently a lot of you ship 'em

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Hot Head: Thanks for hanging out with me today, Whirlwind. Would've been bored all day since Amber bailed

Whirlwind: No problem. I had fun!

Hot Head: Maybe next time, we could go on a date?

Whirlwind: Hot Head... I already told you, I'm not interested in a relationship right now. 

Hot Head: I know, I know but it's worth a shot right? You're one of the only girls I've had feelings like this for. I don't think I'd ever consider having a girlfriend until you came around

Whirlwind: *chuckles and shakes head* What do you like about me so much? There's plenty other girls out there and you're a pretty attractive guy

Hot Head: *shrugs* I dunno. You're just the only girl who has the patience to put up with me... other than maybe Amber

Whirlwind: Then why not Amber? You two are close

Hot Head: Well, I did kinda have a crush on her a while ago. She was so kind and motherly, which I think is a really important quality in a girl, but since Annie left and me and Lucky grew up, she kinda lost that and pretty much went crazy. Not like mad crazy, like... free spirit crazy

Whirlwind: Heh, makes sense. She probably spent so much time taking care of you three that she had no time to herself.

Hot Head: Yeah. And since she basically raised us, it'd be like dating my older sister or something. Ew *shudders*

Whirlwind: *giggles* And you think I'm kind and motherly like she was?

Hot Head: W-well... yeah.

Whirlwind: Haha, that's a new one. I've never heard of a guy liking girls who are motherly

Hot Head: ...... Well, I think it's a great quality to have. It means that they're patient and caring and will never stop loving you no matter what. Like a real mom should... Not like my mom. Wherever she is

Whirlwind: I'm sorry...

Hot Head: Hm? AH, no I'm sorry. I shouldn't make you feel bad for me. I'm fine. Really. But see? Lookit you caring so much

Whirlwind: Heh, I guess

Hot Head: Anyways, my turn to ask the questions. So why won't you give me a chance?

Whirlwind: .......... I-I dunno.... I just don't think we're all that compatible

Hot Head: Go on

Whirlwind: .... and you remind me too much of "him"

Hot Head: Heh. No argument there I suppose.  What else?

Whirlwind: That's it

Hot Head: *stares at Whirlwind*...... no it's not........

Whirlwind: Um.... y-yeah. I think it is.

Hot Head: *sighs* I guess that's one thing Prism's won that I can't

Whirlwind: Haha, what are you talking about?

Hot Head: Your heart

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Cheese



EDIT:

Dayum I didn't think so many of you would change your mind about this ship