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Claire's First Drink by kilala97 Claire's First Drink by kilala97
EDIT: Fanfic!!! www.fimfiction.net/story/21244…

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Did this because of an awesome conversation with DraconianSoul and in the spirit of prom and the all of its afterparties (also because of the JanAnimations Bar Buddies reference I made in my last drawing). I don't drink and I don't think I ever will (at least not to the point where I don't know what's going on) but I have witnessed tipsy and drunk people and I think it's something that's more fun to watch rather than experience lol.  Could be wrong but I like knowing what I'm doing at all times XD

Anyways, here's Claire on her 21st birthday, wanting to try a drink.  Spike was out and Rarity wasn't sure if she wanted to be around a drunk dragon-pony hybrid so she asked Illusion if he'd take her out and so he did. For some reason I feel like Claire would be a lightweight lol (she looks WRECKED)

Other than what I wrote, what do you think she'd say?
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dragonstories101 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist
LOL!
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zwataketa Featured By Owner Edited Mar 17, 2015
He's a Discord.

and you're filling up my favorites. STAHP!
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RuffiMutt Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Am I catholic or protestant.. God I don't know
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vanessaluffyuh Featured By Owner May 18, 2015
YES YES YESSSSSS
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NXD657 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2015
The next day.

Claire: (wakes up) ugh what happened last night... I don't re... Humph!!!
aww... I think I'm gonna vomit...
Illusion: (walks in) good morning Claire I hope you slept well.
Claire: (waves) hey...
Illusion: wow what happened last night was off the charts!
Claire: we didn't do it... did we?
Illusion: no but you did burn down a house.
Claire: (pauses) I... I what?!
Illusion: oh yeah you did, the shelter was burnt to a crisp.
Claire: oh gosh...
Illusion: luckily nopony was hurt.
Claire: oh thank celestia.
Illusion: but I did find a half burnt necklace like your mothers.
Claire: (gasps) ...oh no... Humph!
Illusion: (smirks) is something wrong? But if that really happened...
Claire: (slowly looks at illusion) grrrrr...
Illusion: hehe.
Claire: humph!!! (vomits out the window and lands on red june) aw...
June: AYE!!! What the... (sniff sniff) aw now I gotta take a shower... Again! (walks away stomping)
Claire: uh lulu?...
illusion: yeah crys?
Claire: add apologize to red june on my daily chores.
Illusion: on it, so anything else?
Claire: a cup of water please...

Sorry Red June I just had to, I promise, it won't happened again Hehe.
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To Silvermist109- WOW! That was funny! And I can so see all the small stories ponies wrote 4 this as Nico di Angelo and Will. Not spelling his name cause if u know Nico, by law, you MUST know Will! IT'S A LAW!
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Silvermist109 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Why, thank you. :D 
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silvermoonsflame Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2015
Your very welcome!
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Tia-the-Silver-Ninja Featured By Owner Edited Feb 10, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Illusion: Well, if you must know I'm a draconeques.
Claire: What? That's fucked up shit man. I mean. Damn. Look at you, you have your own climate with that mane thing.
Illusion: *tries not to laugh* I know, its like a tropical island in here.
Claire: *tries to chug the rest of her drink even though its empty*
Illusion: *snickers*
Claire: *falls over* DAMMIT. Illusion, get me the hell of out of here.
Illusion: Whatever you say sweetheart. *drags her away*
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Snazzyspazzy Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2015
lol
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Tia-the-Silver-Ninja Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Indeed. XD
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TheRussBus Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2015
"I'm a draconequus." Illusion replied, doing his best not to laugh. Claire just looked more confused.

"A drako-... Drage... Druuuuuuh..." the poor dragon-pony placed her chin on the counder and her claws on top of her head. "I mean like... You got hooves 'n' stuff, but horns... and that tail."

"I know. Stunning, aren't I?" Illusion teased. He would have to thank Rarity later for asking him to do this.

"Hey! Don't you get sma-... smart with me. You're not all that. You don't know me. I could leave you right now if I wanted to." she assured him.

"Yeah sure. By the way, we are leaving, like now." Illusion said, paying for their drinks before hopping  off his chair.

"Holdonholdonhodlonholdon... Lemmie get my money's worth." Claire took the mug in her hooves once again and tried to drink from it, even though she had finished it long before. She continued to lean back and sip at air until she fell over completely, land on the floor with a thud. "Uuuuuugghhhh... Illluuuuusssiiioooonnnn...." she groaned. Illusion just rolled his eyes and chuckled as he picked up the drunk dragon-pony and carried her out of the establishment.
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Jenn2402real Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2015  Student Digital Artist
SilverShade ( other daughter of luna you don't know about) : * sees Clarity drunk* Clarity are you ok?

Clarity: How do you know * hic* my name?...

SilverShade: Well let me put it this way... Illusions Aunt is my mom..

Illusion: Wait. What?!!!* he looks me up and down* ' has my aunt been unfaithful?' He thought.

SilverShade: *giggles* She's reeeally good at keeping secrets. Sombra was my father. After he died Luna told no one of her children with Sombra. Although, the bat pony she's with does. He's my step-daddy!

Illusion: Phew * wipes sweat from head*

Clarity: Bartender! Bring me another beer!!! * head plops on the table*

SilverShade: You might want to bring her home. She's a bit--- tipsy...

Illusion: Wait! I need to learn so much about you! I just met you. What is your name?

SilverShade: It's SilverShade. Mother can tell you the rest...

Illusion: Wait!---

SilverShade: *disappears*

Clarity: She's prettier than me ain't she?

Illusion: No! OF course not!!!
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Cinquefoile Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015
Claire: I'm not drunk! I just have a speech impediment! *vomits* And a stomach virus!

XDDDDD OMG that lie killed me Pikachu-lol 
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SilverStarwatcher Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL!! XD
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Snazzyspazzy Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2015
SSOOO FUNNY
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RariTwirules15 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
CX Thanks!
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eveechick9 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
he's just cracking up XD look at his muzzle/snout!! its all wrinkled up! you can `so tell he cant hold back his laughter much longer
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Snazzyspazzy Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2015
lol lollololololololol
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Snazzyspazzy Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2015
so hilarious 
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Silvermist109 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you :D
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Cutepegasister121 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2014
gotta love the hoof-claws
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vinylscrachfan Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I love this!
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wbhammer18 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014
Lmao
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sarahallridge Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD Clarie! (Do u mind if I call her Clarie? o3o)
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trollduck2001 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Days funny
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Wait0wat Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2014
What he is....IS AN ILLUSION!
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Wolf-ShadowKnight09 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2014
Hahaha... Illusion is so trying not to laugh. Heck if I was in his hoofs, I would be rolling on the floor.
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BoondockPanther Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
"C'mon man, you have... toes."

But then she also has toes(or claws whatever)...
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Official-lunaflaire Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Claire: What are you? A Duck?
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:iconpoisonous-love-china:
//the mind of a roleplayers
//dramatic admin sigh
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16jasminestreet Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Markiplier refrenrence

Right
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annastarkthehedieg Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2014  Professional Artist
yea
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FluffyPPGS Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL
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GreatEastern1856 Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014
I can see why she'd be a lightweight at her age; with the sort of lifespan I suspect kirins might have, she's technically still only got the body of a child in human years.
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Artsy-Purple-Lover87 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
pfff...... hilarious
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Randomscootaloo Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2014
I still cant believe he didnt included that dialogue in the fanfic xD
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NAH223445566 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2014
Lástima que no se ingles
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kyndalyn147DD Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2014
LMFAO Illusions trying not to laugh XD
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Randomscootaloo Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2014
I still remember my first night drinking, well... the parts I can remember, I will never understand how I didnt trew up, but still the wors hang over of my life so far.
haitian drinks: awesome nights, crappy mornings.
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